Alternative medicine is called “alternative” because it, unlike mainstream medicine, is often poorly researched, untested, or even pure fraud. If medicine based on science sometimes gets it horribly wrong, think how bad it can get when you base it on the ideas of eccentric people with a need for a quick buck. The Ministry presents a way for you, our distinguished reader, to quickly disseminate these forms of “medicine”, as they should be: with sarcasm. Continue reading
It’s Saturday night – the quintessential day for social (and unsocial) drinking. Here are some sobering alcohol facts for the morning after. Continue reading
Many “deep thinkers” on internet forums have stated that “America is the greatest country in the world” and equally many have stated the opposite. Now, disregarding the fact that America isn’t really a country (it’s a continent, look it up) – why don’t we take a cool and dispassionate look at the realities?
Most webpages have an FAQ – a section dedicated to frequently asked questions. The Ministry of Clever has no such section, instead we find it proper to add an article about infrequently asked questions. These questions are those who people rarely ask, but which should be asked much more often!
Continuing our Public Service announcements, the Ministry of Clever is proud to present a collection of some of the most clever online cartoons we can think of. Cartoons you didn’t even know you missed (until you start reading).
The Solar System: One star,
nine eight planets. Right? Not really. Our Solar System is a treasure trove of more quaint destinations as well. Let the Ministry give you a short tour.
Looking for something? Look no further! We at the Ministry of Clever did the work for you. At least half of it. Look the smart way, using our list of Internet resources in order to find exactly what you need!
The Ministry of Clever is proud to present a great new product from our sister Ministry of Medicine: the PLACEBO®™ pills. The placebo effect have been known by doctors and medical researches since the earliest days of modern medicine. Time and again it has proven effective against a large number of diseases and ailments including pain, stress, depression and ulsers. Now you too can take part in this medical revolution! PLACEBO®™ pills are not a substitution for treatment by your medical doctor, but it may be a good addition. Ask your doctor about PLACEBO®™ pills today, and see the difference for yourself!
There, we’ve shared the bad news. Now for the good news: you’re probably not going to die from global warming. It’s not that global warming isn’t deadly, it’s just that you’re likely to be too well off to really notice.